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How To Walk Out Of A Car In A Short Skirt
By Amelie Giradine, 10 Jun 00:29
Sound advice for the daring in dress.
1. Know what material was used to make your skirt: polyester or wool? And etc.
2. Know the surface of where you’re sitting: is it leather or is it cotton? And et cetera
3. Be frank, how much does your weight affect the skirt’s reaction towards the surface of the seat?
4. Asses the situation:
A. Are you going down from a limousine or a truck? The height of where you’re getting off from is crucial
B. What happens when you stand up or move? Does the skirt cling for a few seconds to the seat? Does it trail a few inches behind leaving a leg (or some other parts) exposed?
5. You can then find a solution, but the ultimate fool-proof plan (especially if there are no video cameras around) is to comfortably sit with your skirt tucked under properly, then put your hand to the side to keep the length intact, open the door ¼ of it’s full length, turn slightly side ways and get off gracefully.
6. The door will cover the likely to be exposed areas, just in case. Remember to smoothen out and straighten down your skirt before leaving the safety of the ¼ opened door then you are free to leave the car door closed.
Things you might need
A skirt not too tight nor too revealing. Maybe a good belt to keep the skirt in place.Probably a bag.
How-to Extra Advice
A scarf around the hip may help, though they rarely look good.A bag can help cover whatever might have accidentally been exposed.
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Comments (2)
Posted by Wyatt Galt, 10 Jun 20:58
Love it, thanks
Posted by Wayne Wolfe, 22 Aug 23:48
if your going to wear a short skirt you usually want people to see stuff, thus the "short skirt" was invented!-.- plz think outside of the box